ATM Transaction... How Strange !

Here is the deal.
I have two savings bank account from banks namely Sity Bank and Exis Bank. I had 10,000 bucks in my Exis Bank account and just Rs.4 in my Sity Bank account. Near my locality I did not have any ATM, either of these banks, but I found out an ATM of yet another bank named Onion Bank. Well, I wanted to withdraw the entire 10,000 bucks from my Exis bank account for some need. So I decided to walk into Onion bank ATM. I took out my ATM card from my purse, swiped it through the ATM of Onion bank and when it prompted me to enter the password, I entered the password. Password got  accepted  and then I enter the amout for withdrawal and then after sometime, i get a message of failed transaction. I tried it for 3 to 4 times, still the same error, TRANSACTION FAILED !. I thought that Onion bank ATM does not accept my card for some reason and I walked out of the ATM.



On the way back to my home, I just had a strange feeling for what might be the reason for transaction failure for no specific reason. Later I realized. Did I tell you, which ATM card I used to swipe through the Onion Bank ATM? I guess no. Well to my stuppidness I used the Sity bank ATM card which just had Rs.4 in it. How dumb I am. You must be agreeing to the fact that, yea I how dumb I am  for I tried to withdraw 10,000 from an account which just had Rs.4. 

That did not stop me from thinking deeply into that on the way back home. I cant be that dumb, I might have accidentally picked up Sity bank ATM card from my purse. Accidentally picked up my Sity bank card thinking it is Exis bank ATM card...hey hey..that means to withdraw money I must have used the Exis bank password right. Yes, I remember , I used Exis bank password on a wrong  ATM card. But then how the hell did the password work out on Sity bank ATM card and provided me with my bank details. This question is still killing me. Is something wrong with the Sity bank ATM system that on its card any random password just worked out. Oh crap this is very bad indeed, or is it something else, if it is what is it??


Have you ever been in this kind of situation or would like to share with me your ATM funny experince, just leave me a comment. 


Have a good day :)

Think Twice If You Are Planning To Torture Someone With Your Free SMS

Hi friends,
In every part of the society you can find annoying creatures in the form of human beings.Please do note the stress which I give on the word 'annoying'.You can find it in your neighborhood too.They can be anyone.Your friends or neighbors or someone within your family.This person might be the one you hate the most in your life.Hate in the sense just a personal hatred.Nothing like enemity and all.Its just that the particular person is cursed by the god with such annoying character and the result is the person ending up to be your friend or someone you know well and you are here the ultimate sufferer.
Well no point in raising fingers at them or shouting or trying to avoid them.They are cursed by god with such annoying character and you with his company.Lolzzz.
If you still didn't get me what kind of person am talking about,then I would suggest you to watch the Bollywood movie BEJA FRY(Click the link to check out the movie wallpaper)
Here I would like to narrate an incident of such a kind of person.
He was my classmate in college days.He is someone whom everyone would try to avoid.A guy with extra ordinary looks.Smile always the one which can irritate you like anything.When something unusual happens in the class or if some one is made bully of,then he would be leading to make the situation worst and pull the victims leg.

This is the era of mobile freedom.Everyone posses a handset with them.So do our Mr.X.
He is the one who would never spend money without any specific purpose of him.So it can be expected that our Mr.X is never going to send any SMS without any purpose.But unfortunately due to the ever increasing competition between the mobile network service providers,these service provider came up with many attractive offers to its customers.One such offer was FREE LOCAL SMS for one month.
What next,Mr.X activated the offer and rest you can just assume.Every morning when I wake up,my Inbox will be filled with his good morning messages.First few days it was fine with me.But daily......
He didn't restrict himself to his daily morning wishes.There is no reason for him to send an sms.Whatever it is,he will just forward it to everyone.It was being difficult for me to sort out other important messages in my Inbox.Days passed away.His sms irritation continued.Requested to him many times.But he would just never care to listen.So something had to be done to teach him a lesson.
So me along with one of my friend once decided to plan something such that it must have serious effect on our Mr.X and his irritating behaviour.
And finally we both ended up with an experimental plan.And if it worked out it's gonna be just amazing.

It goes as follows-

It was an usual day.When I wake up usually the first thing I do is check my mobile for any message.But after Mr.X's sms torture I never take mobile along with me to the bed(If am not wrong most of you like me love to sleep with mobile right?)..Anyways I had to be positive to implement the plan decided a day before.I have a friend who has got a fancy mobile number of the same mobile service provider as of Mr.X.So what I did was explained my plan to that friend.And to bring a huge and awesome result of the experiment we had to try something extra along with it.I asked my friend with the fancy mobile number to call Mr.X as the customer care executive and tell him about the new offer they are providing and the new offer is like, If the customer recharges for 500 INR,he gets credited with double the talk time value of 500 INR recharge.It was also said to him that extra doubled talktime credits only after 30 days of the recharge.
Being from such a fancy mobile number and pure executive sound of my friend(Yea,he has an amazing talent to fool others with his talking skills),Mr.X is never going to think twice about the call and the offer made.Everything worked as per our plan.Call was made to Mr.X. He fell into the trap. I could see a new message blinking in my mobile display.I was sure it's him.And I was right.It was him describing how lucky he is that he got such an offer from his mobile service provider.Me and my friend just couldn't control our laughter.I informed about the success of our plans first phase to my other friend along with whom the plan was made.
Next phase has to be cautious.Slight foolishness from my side,the plan fails.I was fully determined.It was now or never situation to get rid of his tortures.
After 3 boring lectures it was the time for lunch break.I congratulated my friend for the wonderful recharge offer.He was indeed happy(How fool he is.I was thinking with a smile on my face).My intention was to somehow get his mobile in my hands for few minutes.And in this part of plan I used a girl(my good friend) of my class with whom Mr.X had the crush.He would never say no to her.Before he left to hostel for his lunch,this girl intervened and asked his mobile.She said she is getting bored and needs his mobile to play some game.Guess what,it worked.Once he was away.My role starts.I took the mobile from her and then did something which is going to stop Mr.X from sending such tortured sms's forever.What I did was I edited his contact list.I had a friend at US and in Gulf Countries and had mailed them about the incident and the plans.I changed my number in Mr.X's contact to my friend's US international number.Also randomly changed few contacts to whom he regularly sends sms to few of my friends who are at Dubai and Abhudabi.
What next.Everything was just normal.Returning back to home me and my friend were happy that we escaped from his tortures.We knew what the result is going to be.He had 850 INR balance in his mobile and since international sms would cost 5 INR/sms, his balance gonna finish in a day.And guess what,the plan was successful.He never came to know how everything happened.He was there helpless.When he contacted actual customer care executive,they informed him about the international sms.Meanwhile he found out the change in his contacts.But never was able to find who the culprit was.But he must have learned a lesson from this as after this incident none received any torturing sms from Mr.X.

So friends,do you have any such experiences with someone like Mr.X.
Do share here with me and other readers.
Thank You

Avoid using Mobile While Driving

Wherever u go, our network Still follows...................

A True Love Story.....

Very Shocking.... .

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
In fact she also changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship.. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away
please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so
but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the
same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who
can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.(CONTINUE READING)
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.
All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away..

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I wanna tell you something
very
important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool
me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense'.

Then they showed him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. 'see this is from Priya, see this....'
he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box

They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them

Vodafone has the best coverage.
'Where ever you go, our network follows!!!'

Office Chating..

A s/w engineer WAS chatting with a female - Online chat.


(Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big
MNC's)


Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on
chat!!!

Hero : wow...am honoured, u know what, my day starts only when I find
you on Chat!!

Female: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero : OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his desk ).


Manager : Hey, I need some help from you

Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me.

Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime
number, Given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero : I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you,
if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female
to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Female: Hey, am back

Hero : cool, you know what my manager does, he's kinda..... keeps asking
stupid tings, tries to give me stupid work.... $*#&$@

Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers
are!!

Hero : Yep, u rite!!

Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.

Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number,
given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know
it's real Urgent for me to work this out

Hero : hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur mail in an hour from
now.
ok?

Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU
KNOW WHO I AM ...!!
AND ONE MORE POINT.... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW !

High technology isn't always a good civilization………….read this!...

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ .. on......88986135610 2049998-45- 54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.9! 9"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you' ve reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registra tion number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also

diabetic.... ... "

Customer: "***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))"
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"

Customer: Faints...